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emo=shit (Cannot the kingdom of heaven take me home?)

Member #12290 created: 2005-03-14 21:03:24Simple URL:   



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AdventurerSex-monsterCrazy kid

Take a look on Elftown, im too damn lazy to put it all on here, my other screen name is Megadeath

R.I.P. Dime

one big thing about me: i am a republican, i support Bush even though he has screwed up,

The Number Of The Beast (iron maiden)

[Steve Harris]

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course

if u wanna chat...u can fill out this survey about urself and i'll send u my info back...
1: Name
2: Age
3: Star Sign
4: From
5: Siblings
6: Sports
7: Hobbies
8: Future Career
9: Fav. Book/Magazine/Comic
10: Fav. Shoes
11: Fav. Music/Artists
12: Fav. Car
13: Fav. Drink
14: Do U Think Yur Crazy At Parties?
15: What Do You Rate Yourself?
16: If Someone Were To Go Through Yur Room, Whats The Most Appealing Thing To Find?
17: Do You Like To Travel Alot?
18: Worst Fear?
19: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Done?
20: What Is The 1 Thing You Would Change In This World?


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3
in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone? "

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" " PICK ME... PICK ME!!!

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".

Age: 20

Gender: male

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: USA-Oregon

grungeheavy metalprogressive metal

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexcybersex

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: tentacle monster

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