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2012-03-21 20:22:31
From: Stephen
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2011-11-04 00:51:08
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Do you have something interesting that you think everyone should know about, like a contest or an important day? If so, then check out MC and let us know about it! 
From: Stephen
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2011-07-26 08:12:10
Our Warden, [Ihsahn] passed away August 18, 2011. This wiki-page was made as a memorial devoted to him, for all who care about and miss him to come and share their feelings.
From: Stephen
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2011-08-20 03:53:46
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Welcome to Elfpack. This is a totally normal Internet community. We promise! We're really normal! Everyone of us! We're not a tiny little bit strange. Move along! Nothing to see here!
Well, OK. You might want to have a look at the unlimited photo albums, your own chat-page which might be used by non-members too, people from all over the world and the friendly people here.
Hey, all you chefs out there, this is your chance to show off your works and amaze us at how great you are at making your food look awesome.
Make (or even buy) a dish, decorate it up to look cool, snap a pic and put it on this page. Submission period is April 10, 2012 until July 10, 2012.
Date: 2012-04-12 06:33:14 News #: 112 Reporter: Stephen
As some of you have probably noticed, there's new badges showing up all over Elfpack right now. The Graphic Bosses have been busily working away and have remade almost every badge on Elfpack with a much higher quality, brand new version!
Make sure to check out Badge Credits to see who made which badge. ;)
PS: Due to the large amount of changes across member houses and wiki-pages, it'll likely take use a few days to catch everything up. If you spot anyone with an outdated badge, or an official page with an outdated badge, please leave a comment on Council.
Date: 2012-03-21 16:03:36 News #: 111 Reporter: Stephen
The Best Swearing Story has went into voting, check out the entries and vote for the one you think is the best!
and Valentine Cupid. Both of those are accepting entries until Midnight, February 16 Elfpack time. 
Date: 2012-02-11 20:41:13 News #: 110 Reporter: Stephen
Hey Elfpackers! Here's the lowdown on what's happening on EP at the moment.
Contests Blowing Kisses (in the form of photgraphs and art) to share the love with fellow EP members, and win yourselves some prizes. If you're not the lovey-dovey type, we're also looking for some alternative and creative takes on that old Valentine Cupid theme.
What? Love, hearts, kisses, and all that nonsense makes you mad? It make you want to swear your arse off?! Lucky you, you can win prizes for that too! This is your chance to make the most vulgar story you can -- Best Swearing Story. Check out our ongoing Damn Swearing Contest Area for upcoming swearing-theme
Date: 2012-02-02 23:21:35 News #: 109 Reporter: Stephen
Just a quick heads up to everyone:
[Cerulean Sins], one of our Public Relations Specialists has taken a short time of leave to focus on coursework, so [GlassCasket] is going to be managing both Twitter and Facebook for a while. That being the case, both Twitter and Facebook will have identical messages about the new upcomings to Elfpack, so don't be concerned about anything.
We hope you have a wonderful time Elfpacking!
/ The Council
Date: 2012-04-18 17:20:53 News #: 150 Reporter: Stephen
Elfpack isn't being closed down, the Council all enjoy our jobs and have no plans on doing anything that dire, ever.
Hope everyone had a fantastic April Fools Day! ;)
/Wardens Office and Council
Date: 2012-04-03 05:40:57 News #: 149 Reporter: Stephen
After much discussion among the Council, we regret to inform all the members of Elfpack that the website will be taken down on April 3, 2012.
We simply do not feel like running things any longer, and we've noticed that members also do not seem all that interested, so this is the best solution. Sorry for any inconvenience, and thank you for your understanding.
PS: Do not bother [Hedda] about this, if you do we will ban you.
PSS: If you feel we should not close down Elfpack, you can send a message to [Stephen], [Orestez] or [kittykittykitty] explaining why we should keep the site open.
Date: 2012-04-02 03:09:44 News #: 148 Reporter: Stephen
The US congress is trying to put serious censorship on the Internet so that they can block sites that the entertainment industry doesn't like. It's known as SOPA or Protect IP.
If you think that your access to Elfpack isn't threatened, think again. Google has already pulled their advertising from the site due to pressure from this mafia. So I have no doubt that blocking will occur.
The worst of it, is that USA will push these censorship onto the rest of the world too. Unless you kick your politicians out of office, so please sign:
http://www.ava
Date: 2011-11-17 16:06:09 News #: 147 Reporter: Hedda
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a essess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, PRINCESS!"
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2012-04-16 03:27:11 Joke #: 72 Mod: kittykittykitty
Thanks [Endings Start] for submitting this joke.
For eleven long years, the former sea captain had remained, stranded on the deserted island his boat had sunk nearby. And for eleven years, he had walked the same beach, looking for a distant ship, a distant hope.
One day, as he walked the beach, he looked up in shock, as there stood the most amazingly beautiful woman he'd ever seen, wearing only a trenchcoat!
He ran up to her, and said, "Ma'am, why are you here?"
She replied, "God has felt pity upon you and your trials, and has send me to reward you. Would you like a drink, Captain?"
The man thought for a minute. "Well, it has been eleven years.. a drink would really hit the spot.."
So the lady opened a coat pocket, pulled out a bottle of scotch, and handed it over to the man, who drank with more satisfaction than any man should get from a stiff drink. Then she said, "Would you like a smoke, Captain?"
The man thought for a minute. "Well, it has been eleven years.. a good smoke would be great.."
So the lady opened a coat pocket, pulled out a huge cigar, lit it up and passed it to the man, and he puffed on it with wonderous happiness. The woman then said with a smile, "Would you like to play around?"
The man was thoughtful, taking his time. "That would be great, ma'am!"
She smiled and slowly began to unzip the overcoat."
The man was amazed, and said! "You mean you got a set of golf clubs in there too?"
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2012-01-21 05:30:56 Joke #: 71 Mod: kittykittykitty
Thanks [Po' Deg] for this featured joke:
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. After the game Mr. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"
They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. Rippington says, "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.
Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"
Rippington says, "I'll tell him."
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2011-12-03 19:25:10 Joke #: 70 Mod: kittykittykitty
Props to [Ðøģʍåŧĩȼ £åŵ 12/21/12] for submitting this joke.
Mike and Frank driving on a street, in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. The two men were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totaled.
Before Frank could say anything, Mike said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don't we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"
Frank said, "Yeah, good idea!"
"I have a bottle of whiskey in the trunk, why don't I pull that out?" suggested Mike. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident. He gave it to Frank and said, "Here, drink some!"
Frank took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Mike. "Here, you have some!"
Mike passed it back and said, "Nah, I think I'll wait until the police get here."
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2011-11-04 19:24:59 Joke #: 69 Mod: kittykittykitty
By [sammie h!]
| No words that I say can make this better No words that I say can make it go away No words for the pain I feel on your face No words to undo this disgrace No words in a card can hold up to this No words of my faith do justice No words can mend, only grace No words only love, to keep your embrace No words will keep us together through this No words to cover the shame I am feeling No words will restore the love we once knew Our Love will conquer words And make our love new... No words to take back, I told you the truth No words holding back that I need you Words are expressing the way that we feel Love is the glue that makes it all real. I love you. |
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2011-12-20 02:10:04 Poem #: 80 Mod: Batman
Ode to Elfpack by [La Fleur de La Croix]
I have been here for a very long time.
I've seen people come.
I've seen people go.
I've seen things change,
And I've seen things grow.
I know just about all there is to know.
I've had this job and that,
But none of it compares to where I'm at.
I'm here to help, it's true,
So ask me your questions,
And I'll give you knowledge that's new.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2011-11-11 16:13:12 Poem #: 79 Mod: Bаtman
Dysfunctional Glory by [La Fleur de La Croix]
What,
Is Love?
Who,
Is Love?
An
Emotion.
A
Cherub.
A
Man.
A
Woman.
No,
It is,
A bouquet of crimson roses,
A walk in the rain,
A sweet, whispered nothing,
A cuddle on a couch at three AM;
An argument,
A makeup kiss.
It is love making,
And confiding in tender surrender.
Love,
It is,
Candlelight and cheap wine,
An apartment filled with discount furniture,
A baby on the way and no money;
This is Love,
In all,
Of its,
Dysfunctional Glory;
A victory,
Of the Heart,
Over the Mind.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2010-03-30 21:00:04 Poem #: 78 Mod: Stephen
Writing by [RainCloud]
Pen moving across the page,
The words just won't come out.
How do I say what's in my mind?
Ideas flow.
None are what I want to say.
There is no way to express what I feel.
Still, the pen moves.
Still, none of the right thoughts come out.
Give up,
I can't say what I want to.
Isn't that the way of life?
Nothing comes out right.
All the while, my pen still writes.
I had better stop
Before my head and hand connect
With the thoughts in my head.
So now, just for right now, this is good-bye.
So we part again.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-11-21 19:04:48 Poem #: 77 Mod: Poison Apple
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2012-01-12 21:18:51 Goof #: 109 Mod: Stephen
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2010-03-30 20:54:06 Goof #: 108 Mod: Stephen
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2009-07-06 00:13:15 Goof #: 107 Mod: Hedda
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2009-02-23 20:27:47 Goof #: 106 Mod: Hedda
Stumble!