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Well, what are you waiting for! ;-)
From: Hedda
Created:
2005-07-27 22:53:09
Pack a lot of elves and become the Master Elfpacker 2009!
From: Hedda
Created:
2009-01-18 17:59:59
Recommend a page to the Elfpack Crew! Post your page on mentioned wiki if it follows the criteria explained on the wiki!
From: Sunrose
Created:
2005-06-03 21:42:04
Suggest ideas to Elfpack's Crew here!
From: Sunrose
Created:
2005-06-03 21:48:08
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Welcome to Elfpack. This is a totally normal Internet community. We promise! We're really normal! Everyone of us! We're not a tiny little bit strange. Move along! Nothing to see here!
Well, OK. You might want to have a look at the unlimited photo albums, your own chat-page which might be used by non-members too, people from all over the world and the friendly people here.
Date: 2009-06-16 15:20:27 News #: 80 Reporter: Hedda
[♥Eli-Annai♥] apparently packed all the elves in the entire world and totally dominated the Elf packing contest 2008! There are demonstrations across the globe about her ruthless hunt and packing of the endangered species, but no one can take away from her the honour of making the biggest elf concentration camp of the year!
The elves kind of look strange though. It's probably due to global warming:
Date: 2009-01-10 23:34:35 News #: 79 Reporter: Hedda
You now have a button on top your house where it says "Upload art". That can be used for upload all sorts of images, but also to create wiki-pages without any image.
When you upload art or edit a wiki-page, you can now select a category for it, and the wiki-page will be listed on that index-page. Perfect if you want people to be able to browse your art with next and previous buttons. Read more on <URI:catego
Date: 2008-12-07 21:27:10 News #: 134 Reporter: Hedda
The voting for Elfpack birthday 4 contest is now over.
Date: 2008-12-04 15:00:13 News #: 133 Reporter: Hedda
[Predator Elder19] gave us this one. I like it. Very rebellious! >=D
Q. What does a pelican and a tax man have in common?
A. They can both shove their bill up their bum.
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2008-05-25 18:39:19 Joke #: 59 Mod: shinobi14
[Monster Master] gave us this joke. Well done. Thanks for entering. =]
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2008-05-08 16:40:52 Joke #: 58 Mod: shinobi14
Writing by [RainCloud]
Pen moving across the page,
The words just won't come out.
How do I say what's in my mind?
Ideas flow.
None are what I want to say.
There is no way to express what I feel.
Still, the pen moves.
Still, none of the right thoughts come out.
Give up,
I can't say what I want to.
Isn't that the way of life?
Nothing comes out right.
All the while, my pen still writes.
I had better stop
Before my head and hand connect
With the thoughts in my head.
So now, just for right now, this is good-bye.
So we part again.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-11-21 19:04:48 Poem #: 77 Mod: Poison Apple
"Friendship Efflorescence, a Chrysalis de L’amour" by [*Artsie_ladie*]
A friendship in love culminates in adulation.
Magnanimous effulgence, dulcet anticipation
For gratuitous ebullitions of innocuous intent,
Ingratiate forgiveness, nescience circumvent.
Narcissism has no place, slake, expatriate.
Foment ambrosial maleficence, amorously inebriate.
Altruistic deference, laden with the truth,
Idiosyncrasies abided, a fortuity, uncouth.
Compassionate understanding, intrinsically profound,
Perpetuate esteem of each, euphorically astound.
Rhapsodize conjointly all thy hopes and dreams,
Subjugate opposition, bring fruition to thy schemes.
Vacuous ambiguity, ostentatiousne
Acrimony, duplicity, umbrage, all adjourned.
Coquettish propositions, voluptuous rendezvous,
Delectable elation, exalted rapture ensues.
- Date Written © 4/8/2008More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-10-06 18:23:36
Poem #: 76
Mod: Mothyr Witch
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2009-02-23 20:27:47 Goof #: 106 Mod: Hedda
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2008-10-04 15:54:48 Goof #: 105 Mod: Hedda
Stumble!