~*10 Commandments of a Teenager*~
1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. [why wait?]
2--thou shall not do drugz [alcohol last longer]
3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
[Wal*Mart has a bigger selection]
4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. [destruction has a bigger effect]
5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
[every-1 knows grandma has more money]
6--thou shall not get in fights. [just start them]
7--thou shall not skip class. [just take the whole day off]
8--thou shall not strip in class. [hooters pays more]
9--thou shall not think about having sex.
[as nike says just do it]
10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. [just leave them in the middle]