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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written by a guy. After years of experience.




1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and nything you did wrong will be used against you in the future

im sorry if im not perfect, im sorry i cant change for you, but remember this im not sorry for who I am.

THIS OR THAT
o. Rock or rap: rock
o. Pop or rap: pop
o. Rap or R&B: r&b
o. Rock or metal: rock
o. Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit : Linkin park
o. ICP or Eminem: both
o. Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie: Marilyn Manson
o. Kittie or Garbage: kittie
o. MTV or VH1: VH1
o. Buffy or Angel: buffy
o. Dawsons Creek Or Gilmore Girls: Gilmore Girls
o. Football or basketball: football
o. Summer olympics or winter Olympics: summer
o. Skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
o. Rollerblading or skateboarding: both


PRIVATE LIFE
o. Boyfriend/girlfriend: yes
o. Crush: duh
o. Do you love anyone right now: yes
o. Have you ever been in love: yes
o. Ever had sex: no
o. How many hearts have you broken: too many..
o. How many people broke your heart: WAY 2 many..
o. Do you go more by looks or personality: both
o. Do you smoke: used to..
o. How about weed: ...maybe..

o. How about a little ecstasy: nope
o. Crack, heroin, anything else: nope





WOULD YOU EVER
o. Bungee jump: yeah
o. Skydive: yeah
o. Swim with dolphins: yeah
o. Scuba dive: yeah
o. Go rock climbing: yeah
o. Change your religion: wat religion?
o. Turn your back on your friends for personal gain?: no
o. Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: no
o. Lie to the police: duh..
o. Run from the police: yeah
o. Speed away from the police: yeah
o. Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: hehe...
o. Be an exotic dancer: HELLS YES!
o. Walk out of a restaurant without paying: maybe
o. Streak: been there..done that...got the picture to prove it!


THE LAST THING
o. You ate: slim jim
o. you drank: pepsi
o. The last place you went:home
o. Last thing you bought: candy
o. Last person you saw at school:i cant remember
o. Last person you talked to on the phone: case
o. What you talked about: cheese
o. Last song you heard: Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends

ok..so i saw adrienne last night..what "fun" that was! ..ok so i was walking around at the FF and was talking to my friend Yeroc and he goes "EILRAK!" i look over there and waved..then whispered to corey..remember hiv boy?..ya well..thats him and his friend mike..come on..
so i walk over there and he starts talking to me like everythings kool...he goes..so is this your new boyfriend..and i wasw like no..hes just my friend.. and he goes..well why dont you go out with him..i go one..i have a bf..and 2 he has a gf.. he goes..well then whos your bf..andi was like Mloclam and he goes hohler?..and i was like..ya i think thats his last name..and he goes dude! he cheats! ..andi go well..he hasnt yet and i dont think thats true..and shrugged my shoulders..and he goes dude that doesnt bother you! and then..*best part* ..i admit it..what i did 2 you was wrong..but seriously..and i go..see..theres my point..even if he did it wouldnt be the first..second..or third bf that cheated on me..so..you shouldnt care..then out of NO WHERE he goes..i feel special tho..and i was like..y?..and he goes..i was the first one to makeout with you..and me being the make-him-jelous-after-he-screws-me-over-type..i go..ya..well im not so stingy nemore..then we were talking about dying and i go ..fuck..if i die tonight ill die a half virgin..he goes..youve been eaten out?..and i go..maybe..maybe not..he goes no tell me! and i was like..um..no!..then again out of NO WHERE he goes..ya..we should hang uot some time..and then pulled out some ciggys..and i took a couple of hits..and then i lost my voice afterwords more than i ever have..but neway..so..ya..i was like maybe.. he goes ya..cool...dude me and haylee are fighting..and i went y?..*cuz im nosey as fuck* and he goes..i got mad at her for hugging another guy and im not allowed to hug other girls..and i go..well..thats bullshit..and he goes..yah tell me about it..and then randomly..AGAIN goes..im realy sorry..and i go um..why?..and he goes..for hurting you..and i go..its ok...im over it..im fine..and he goes..then why were you shaking when you first walked up?..and i go..cuz i was cold ok? and he goes..w/e..then my mom called me and i flipped cuz it was in my front pocket and it was vibrting..and we had to leave..he hugged me after i said bye..and tried to kiss me but i pulled back and just looked at him and shook my head..

B/T/w..me and malcolm are back together!! [XD<3XD!] ..ok..so i lied..i still [L.o.V.e.] him..<3!

Tripp Pants: $59;
SlipKnot Shirt: $35;
Joe Boxers: $10
To see them all on my floor: Priceless



HeLlS YeS!!

im breaking up with malcolm..i love the kid to death..but i need more of.. me being the center of attention..

[ReMiNdEr 4 FuRtHeR ReFeRaNcE::]
AtTeNtIoN WhOrEs C.A.N.'.T. DaTe AtTeNtIoN WhOrEs

˚ NorthToSouth:Empty:RunningOn:Bravado ˚
[He'sBornALiar:He'llDieALiar]
˚SoBlueJeans:SoJamesDean˚
[˚BastardChildOfGuiltAndShame:BuryYourHeadInTheSand˚]
˚AreYouHopingForAMiracle?˚

[Today I found a friend, who knows everything I felt.
She knew my every weakness, and the problems I've been dealing with.
She understood my wonders, and listened to my dreams.
She listened to how I felt about love and knew what it all means.
Not once did she interrupt me, or tell me I was wrong.
She understood what I was going through, and promised me she would stay long.
I reached out to this friend, to show her I care,
to pull her close and let her know how much I need her there.
I went to hold her hand, and pull her a little bit nearer,
and I realized that this perfect friend was nothing but my mirror...]



been there..done that..got the scars to prove it...

I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm want a hug !!!!


haha!! *cough* malcolm.. *cough*

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ONLY 4% OF TEENS WILL STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 96% who DON'T GIVE A FUCK



YAA MUTHA FUCKAS!! *im being from "da hood" today*

[ best friends ]
You fight......i Fight
you hurt.......i hurt
you cry........i cry
You jump off a bridge...
I get in a paddleboat
and save your stupid ass


[ me and v..no stopping us..id be the one jumpin off the bridge..shes save my stupid ass]

AS OF 9/8/06 8:45 PM ..Eilrak is OFF the market..not longer single..unavailable..no longer bfless...


BE JELOUS BITHCES!!

<3MaLcOlM<3

ok..so yesterday..patrick and ashley had a huge as hou long fight..and he started playing guitar with austin.so i had nothing to do so i was gonig thru his room and i found a razor..it had klike dead skin and like dried blood on it..so i casually slipped it into my back poket *it hada protective cover on it* and then i had to leave a little later..and he doesnt no..hehe..lets hope he doesnt hkill me when he finds out.

I draw a pretty picture
I draw it with a twist
I draw it with a razorblade
I draw it in my wrists
And with this magic picture
A fountain shall appear
And with this magic fountain
My troubles disappear!!

oo..i forgot to mention..brian saved my ass yesterday too... ive been needin a ciggy right?..OMG..gues who smoked TWO with me?..thats the first time ive had my own ciggy in...well..lets jsut say awhile..*actually..now that i think about it..it was last time i tried quitting....about..a yr ago..* XD!!..

What color of shirt are you wearing?
Red=loud
Green=stupid
Blue= Hott
White=naughty
Aqua=freaky
Yellow=skanky
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black= goth
Orange=multicolored
Gray= preppy
Pink= horny
Brown=tree-hugging
Multicolored= sweaty
Other=candy-flavored
Nothing= Sexy



What kind of pants are you wearing?





Shorts=slut
Skirt=hot piece of ass
Skort=homo
Jeans= skater
Ripped Jeans= prep
Capris=cutie
Cordoroy=skank
Cargo=clown
Sweats=gangsta
Thong=whore
Boxers=manwhore
Bootieshorts=stripper
Pajamas=sex kitten
OTHER =retard
Nothing=pornstar





: What color is your hair?





blonde= with beautiful eyes
black= with a BAD REP
dark brown= with no brain
red = with a big penis
brunettte = with a nice rack
dirty blonde= with a hot ass
brown= with a sexy smile
bald=with herpes...type 2...and bad
OTHER = who trys to be] different♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


im a: sexy,pronstar with a sexy smile...WHAT?!??LOL

OK...soo... im kinda getting in over my head with brian and all..anyone willing to pull me out if i need it?..please?...pretty please? ...X$

ugh..shit...i no its rong..and i no i shouldnt be..but i kinda do think maybe brians it..all the guys ive dated or liked have called me a slut and a bunch of other shit..joking or not..its still mean..but brian hasnt..he doesnt even suggest it..hes always nice and he lets me be me..w/o being one of my masks...ya so fucknig wat if hes 18?.. i mean..im NOT going to have sex with him..but fuck..why not give him a chance?... ...SHIT....im in over my head arent i?....DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!


5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?


7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?

DAMN SKIPPY!