im breaking up with malcolm..i love the kid to death..but i need more of.. me being the center of attention..
[ReMiNdEr 4 FuRtHeR ReFeRaNcE::]
AtTeNtIoN WhOrEs C.A.N.'.T. DaTe AtTeNtIoN WhOrEs
˚ NorthToSouth:E
[He'sBornALiar:He'llDieALiar]
˚SoBlueJeans:S
[˚BastardChildOfGuiltAndShame:BuryYourHeadInTheSand˚]
˚AreYouHopingF
[Today I found a friend, who knows everything I felt.
She knew my every weakness, and the problems I've been dealing with.
She understood my wonders, and listened to my dreams.
She listened to how I felt about love and knew what it all means.
Not once did she interrupt me, or tell me I was wrong.
She understood what I was going through, and promised me she would stay long.
I reached out to this friend, to show her I care,
to pull her close and let her know how much I need her there.
I went to hold her hand, and pull her a little bit nearer,
and I realized that this perfect friend was nothing but my mirror...]
been there..done that..got the scars to prove it...
I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm want a hug !!!!
haha!! *cough* malcolm.. *cough*
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ONLY 4% OF TEENS WILL STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 96% who DON'T GIVE A FUCK
YAA MUTHA FUCKAS!! *im being from "da hood" today*
[ best friends ]
You fight......i Fight
you hurt.......i hurt
you cry........i cry
You jump off a bridge...
I get in a paddleboat
and save your stupid ass
[ me and v..no stopping us..id be the one jumpin off the bridge..shes save my stupid ass]
AS OF 9/8/06 8:45 PM ..Eilrak is OFF the market..not longer single..unavai
BE JELOUS BITHCES!!
<3MaLcOlM<3
ok..so yesterday..pat
I draw a pretty picture
I draw it with a twist
I draw it with a razorblade
I draw it in my wrists
And with this magic picture
A fountain shall appear
And with this magic fountain
My troubles disappear!!
oo..i forgot to mention..brian saved my ass yesterday too... ive been needin a ciggy right?..OMG..g
What color of shirt are you wearing?
Red=loud
Green=stupid
Blue= Hott
White=naughty
Aqua=freaky
Yellow=skanky
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black= goth
Orange=multico
Gray= preppy
Pink= horny
Brown=tree-hug
Multicolored= sweaty
Other=candy-fl
Nothing= Sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts=slut
Skirt=hot piece of ass
Skort=homo
Jeans= skater
Ripped Jeans= prep
Capris=cutie
Cordoroy=skank
Cargo=clown
Sweats=gangsta
Thong=whore
Boxers=manwhor
Bootieshorts=s
Pajamas=sex kitten
OTHER =retard
Nothing=pornst
: What color is your hair?
blonde= with beautiful eyes
black= with a BAD REP
dark brown= with no brain
red = with a big penis
brunettte = with a nice rack
dirty blonde= with a hot ass
brown= with a sexy smile
bald=with herpes...type 2...and bad
OTHER = who trys to be] different♥♥♥♥♥
im a: sexy,pronstar with a sexy smile...WHAT?!
OK...soo... im kinda getting in over my head with brian and all..anyone willing to pull me out if i need it?..please?..
ugh..shit...i no its rong..and i no i shouldnt be..but i kinda do think maybe brians it..all the guys ive dated or liked have called me a slut and a bunch of other shit..joking or not..its still mean..but brian hasnt..he doesnt even suggest it..hes always nice and he lets me be me..w/o being one of my masks...ya so fucknig wat if hes 18?.. i mean..im NOT going to have sex with him..but fuck..why not give him a chance?... ...SHIT....im in over my head arent i?....DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...W
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?
DAMN SKIPPY!
ok..so i knoked off antoher one of my "kinky" things on my kinky to do list..if you dotn no wat that list is..witch means..basical
"kinky to do list":
1)make-out under a bridge:[Done]
2)make-out in a library:[Done]
3)do OTHER bad things in a library:[not yet..but coming soon..maybe even this wednesday*9/6/06*]
4)SOMEHOW get two guys i like in the same library and make-out with BOTH of them..WITHOUT them knowing the other one is there:[doubt it..but MAYBE..]
5)fuck in a woods..in mid september:[HA..HA..HA..ya rite]
6)go to a drive in movie and rig handcuffs and chains everywhere and do ..*cough*eacho
7)fuck ingeneral..wit
]THATS IT SOFAR..WILL UPDATE..HEHE]
please go to my wikis..and COMMENT... please..
AnTiCoNfOrMiSt ReInS AgAiN
and
AnTiCoNfOrMiSt Is WrItInG 2 MuCh
..and if you wanna see silly pikkers of me..or just chat with me and others about rando shit..go to
The Revolution of AnTiCoNfOrMiSt
A - Age: 16
B - Best Quality: my talkative nature and my hilariuosnessn
C - Choice Of Meat: anything..if it doesnt look mutant
D - Dream Date: walking around..with him.and just talknig having a god time..wait..it already happened..sort
E - Ex (most recent):adrienne
F - Favorite Food: cherries
G - Greatest Accomplishment
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: ..wen i met..um..HIM..
I - Internal conflicts: purposely pissing ppl off..
J - Job: n/a
K - Kool-Aid: cherry!
L - Love: talking,cherri
M - Most Valued Thing I Own:my blanket
N - Name: Eilrak
O - Outfit You Love: ifu no me then u no wat im talkin bout..my black skirt and my black tank with my make-up all donded
P - Pizza Toppings: sausage
Q - Question you want to ask: why is amanda such a fake whore?
R - Red is what: blood
S - Sport To Watch: none
T - Television Show: flavor of love
U - Unique habit: um...idk if i have one..
V - Very bad habit: bein hoish
W - Winter: needs to be somewhat less cold
X - X-rays you've had: wrist, knee
Y - Year Born: 1990
Z - Zodiac Sign: gemini
OK... so ..amanda is a dumbass...[Hold me under!]..oh ya..and i saw adrienne today..he said amanda play bitch slapped him and said 'thats for doing wat you did 2 eilrak' and then hugged him and goes 'thats or hurting her' ..so..ya..im on the edge of kicking her ass. but ya..so james was at putt wen i saw adrienne and i was pretending james wass my bf and was ALL over him!! it was sooo great!! adrienne goes..'is that your boyfriend?' and james goes..'ya and im proud of it..im not gunna screw her over like SUM ppl i no' ..OMG adrienne looked pissed.. and he looks at me and goes.. ' well youll see my gf in an hour or so..'and i was like 'i wont be here likean hour..plus y would i give a shit..idc about ur gf..' and he ACTUALLY had the balls to ask me if i wanted to hang out some time!! i was like 'um..y would i hang out with my ex hoo screwed me over..?' ...
...a guy killed himself at my school..i didnt no him..but i feel like i owe it to him to be at his funeral thing..*plus i liek the mints...hah...
Sucky Sucky up and down
Licky Licky all around
kissy Kissy on my lips
Rubby Rubby on my hips
Touchy Touchy on my breast
On my booty plzz caress
Tell me nasty things in my ear
And ill tell u the rest from there
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
roses r red nuts r brown skirts r up and pants r down!
body to body skin to skin
when it's stiff stick it in!
Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy stick's his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do you need a demonstration?
Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you cum
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We'll move the ground
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!
Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Condoms break
So watch who you screw!!!
Have fun in the sun
Get laid in the shade
roses are red
and very thorny
take me 2 bed
coz im feelin horny
Kissing is a habbit
Fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says he loves you
you believe its true
your stomache starts to swell
he says, Fuck you
1 hour of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber had not torn
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when we broke up you thought i cried but all i did was another guy
you told your friends I was a trick
and I told mine you had a weak dick
i told you i loved you you thought it was true well guess what playa you got played too!!!
When your a Teenage Girl
Your friends are more important than your family
Boyfriends are a major priority
It takes hours to get ready even to go to someplace stupid because your afraid you'll see someone you know
You sneak out to meet a friend or a guy
You start to become irritated over little things (P.M.S!)
You whine about guys to everyone
You are embarrassed to go to the mall with your parents
You beg your parents for money
You know what the “BASES” are, and u have been to some
You find the real "use' of a basement and a bedroom window
You go to parties
You need new clothes all the time
You go for “walks" to find guys
You'll do just about anything for attention
Splish splash waterbed
all the gurls givin head
red white and blue r colors r true
live on
rock~n~roll
speed weed birth control
peace pot taquilla shot
jesus loves me stoned or not
forget bout our grades
trowin our lives away
thinkin were kwel skippin school
so we can go get high
cuz were the class of
two ten
wen i 1st saw u, i was scared 2 talk 2 u
wen i 1st talked 2 u, i was scared 2 kiss u
wen i 1st kissed u, i was scared 2 luv u
nw dat i luv u im scared 2 loose u!
dnt h8 da playa h8 da game!
jus remember:-
*sex is like pringles once u pop the fun don't stop*
and:-
LIFE IS A DICK WHEN IT GETS HARD FUCK IT!!!!!!!
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the bitch over
and fucked her again
lil miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
wit a dildo da size of her arm
along came a nigga
hu's cock was much bigga
n did her sum perminant harm!
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!
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found new sex things hehe!
[50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...]
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
[2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.]
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
[4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.]
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
[6. we think about you all the time.]
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
[8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.]
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
[10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.]
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
[12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.]
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
[14. eye contact is key.]
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
[16. laugh at our jokes.]
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
[18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.]
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
[20. do not start with us. you will not win.]
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
[2. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.]
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
[4. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.]
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
[26. we love surprises!]
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
[28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.]
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tightie
[30. clean your room before we come over.]
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
[32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.]
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
[34. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight.]
35. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
[36. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.]
37. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
[38. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.]
39. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
[40. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.]
41. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
[42. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.]
43. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
[44. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.]
45. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
[46. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.]
47. dont say you love me if you dont mean it. when we say it we mean it
[48. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.]
49. just because your tired doesn't mean you can blow us off like we are nothing.
[50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.]