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Valentine Pickup lines contest 2008

Submit a pick-up line that can (or definitely shouldn't) be used on Valentine's day (February the 14th).


[The Lost Boy] obviously have two fans. We can guess it's Ms Righthand and his mum. But of course he's smart enough to never ever use the worst pick-up line ever:

"y'know round here I'm known as the rockman,, i guess you wanna know why huh? (wink wink) everyone alllllllllways does."

Only 2 persons or 1% of the victims for this line thinks it's attractive.

But [Corsair] was getting very happy with
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
With 53 people and 23% taking the bait.
Well... Until now when everyone is using that line, so it has become pretty lame.

Big congratulations to the worst and best pickup lines writers! Donorprivs are coming!

Voting was in in <poll:13497>


§1 The line should be a line, not a story.

§2 You may only compete with one line, but feel free to add more in the out-of-contest section.

§3 The winner will be selected in a Mainstuff poll. The line with the most and the line with the fewest votes will be the winners! Note: As you might figure out, we might have to do some other voting or change the process a little if we get flooded with submissions.

§4 Judge is [Hedda] (might change).

§5 Deadline for submissions is a day before February the 14th 2008 (The submissions should be in before Valentine's day starts anywhere in the world).

§6 You should at least try to be nice. Racist or otherwise too mean lines might get refused.

§7 The winners will get donorprivs (See <URL:donate.html>) and a contest winner badge. And the honor of being on Mainstuff, of course!

§8 And, of course, it has to be a new line that you have made up!

Other Elfpack Contests.

Example submissions:
[Hedda]: I'm the Elfpack boss. Horny?
[Hedda]: Hi! You look good at that. I want to be eaten too! (Girl to the hamburger eating guy.)

Enter your submissions here (Username link and line, maybe with an explanation when it's going to be said by who):

[Meison Asagari] : "That's a realy nice dress... It would look better on my bedroom floor don't you think?"

[Aileana]: "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"

[Midori]: "Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

[MadHatress]: "Oh...geez! It must have hurt when you fell because your nose just started bleeding...Wanna get some lunch?"

[Kaite]: "Do you have any Visine, so I can get a clear view of our future together?"

[chugnut]: "If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?" [Hedda]'s boss-comment: Removed from voting as it's not an invented line.

[Far from grace]: "If your ass was a keg I'd tap it."

[Eriseith]: Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

[The Lost Boy] y'know round here im known as the rockman,, i guess you wanna know why huh? (wink wink) everyone alllllllllways does,

[Maestro]: (from guy to girl) "You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

[YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM AN AMERICAN!]: Excuse me, miss, you dropped something.

Response: What?

Answer: Our conversation. Let’s pick it up from here.

[Corsair] "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Wild Zubat Appeared] "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

[itweetinHEELS] I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

[Bookwyrm] Is your daddy a thief? ("No.") Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes.")

[Wendy] Would you like to get in trouble? Good, because my name is Trouble! (Used by women and gay males.)

[Nevermore.] "I'm no fred flinstone, but I know I can make your bedrock"

[Faith.Hope.Love] - *raises an eyebrow & smiles* "Hmmm...I've seen stallions before... *runs tongue over lips* ... but whoa!!! Shall we, ahhhh, *winks*...go for a ride?"

[Mr. Oogie Boogie] *Man to woman* "wow.. you taste like strawberries... mind if i add the cream?"

[Blaspheme] Did you fall from Heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.

Out of contest submissions:

[chugnut]: "Hey baby, nice ass." "You'll do it."

[Kaite]: "I wanna put my thiny in your thingy..."

[Eriseith]: I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

[Eriseith]: All those curves, and me with no brakes.

[Eriseith]: Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

[Corsair] "Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes."
[Corsair] "Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"

[Far from grace]: "if you were a booger id pick you first."

[Far from grace]: "is that name tag felt? would you like it to be."

[Far from grace]: "Hi I'm mister right someone said you were looking for me."

[Far from grace]: "nice jeans. Mind if i test the zipper."

[Far from grace]: "love is only a light switch away."

[Bookwyrm] I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

[itweetinHEELS]I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all

[Wild Zubat Appeared] "I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?"

[Mr. Oogie Boogie] Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

[I be THE MAT!] "Are you wearing mirrored pants? Cuz i can see myself in them tonight"

[chippy13]: "Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up".

[chippy13]: "(Guy) "How much does a polar bear wiegh"(girl)"How much" (guy) Not sure but it breaks the ice :P

[miss red-head] you got money for a taxi because you will need one in the moring

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2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: haha...another one you'd like huh?
and no offense taken ^^
I like to stand out

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: he probably thinks you might be gay or bi and that id enjoy speaking with you.. xD..

and to be fair? he was right about the last person he suggested [broken hearted boi{SCHREI!!!}] <3

xD.. but sorry again.. if you may be offended xD

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: haha, well I'm strait but it's all good
glad you found someone ^^
and like I said, none taken

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: thats what i told him xD
and found someone? what.. brandon? no no xD.. im taken otherwise

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: I didn't mean like that haha
I just mean a really good friend
I don't have so many but I'm happy with the ones I do have
I have up's and down's with them all
but yeah, I didn't mean like that XD

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ive noticed your friends xD.. for example.. helen?.. well guess who knows her in real life :D.. mwa xD

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: lucky
and I also noticed your a friend of Aerial's
we both gave her a banner or whatever you call 'em ^^

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ahaha xD.. i call her Wiver.. but yea i am..

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: okay ^^

2008-05-21 [stoney]: excuse me miss, my name is <name>. I was wonder did you grow up that beautiful or did the angels bless you naturally.

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: Wow.. talk about being late.. xD

And awwww mason look.. our first meeting xD

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: XD
all because I rememberd the lamest pick up line
"Hope you like sea food because I got crabs" XD

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD ahaha ewwwwww

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: you ARE sleeping on the sofa xD

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: lol told you I knew the worst pick up line
I just didn't want to submit ^^

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD.. Liams was apparantly worst. i wonder if yours would have got even LESS votes.. if thats possible

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: think about it, he got 2
how many people would want crabs?

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: i can think of a few people on this site weird enough to..

*cough*. natt.... ash.... ha... *cough*

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: lol well I know more such as "I've got a queen sized bed, now it needs it's queen on it" but I just like the crabs one lol

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: did you make these up yourself? xD

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: yeah ^^
a little help from my dad for the crabs one but the other is mine *copyrights it*

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