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2011-10-13 04:48:36
Last author: kittykittykitty
Owner: Midori
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2009-07-09 [Deg]: lol the last joke seems like it would be good but it's not done

2009-07-09 [Onyi]: Sorry all, i'll complete it wen i get a computer, i'm currently on mobile

2009-07-09 [Onyi]: lolz.........
i thought no body was ever seeing my jokes

2009-07-13 [shinobi14]: I've seen them. And I like them. Some aren't suitable for Mainstuff, but are still funny. Well done, you're on Mainstuff! ^___^

2009-07-14 [Andy8178]: omg those last 3 jokes are hilarious!!!

2009-07-15 [shinobi14]: Ah ahah! XD Nice ones, I like them all. ^___^ Well done.

2009-07-15 [Neurotic Obsession]: So.. am I funny now? *puppy eyes*

2009-07-15 [shinobi14]: Wow. Quick response. And yeah, it was funny. =]

2009-07-15 [Neurotic Obsession]: Skillz! *Does a dance*
Also, I'm known for my quick responses..

2009-07-15 [shinobi14]: Excellent. ^___^

2009-12-02 [German Navy Seal]: ok i submitted my joke so let the comments roll!!! <3

2009-12-04 [shinobi14]: Indeed. =]

Come on, peeps. With the festive season here, this opens a crate full of jokes that you can only really use now! Post post!

2009-12-18 [Deg]: Yikes. haha, I have a "holiday" one, buuut dunno if it's suitable. Eh, might as well try.

2010-02-23 [ForeverRockin]: lol is about all i can say: ya gotta read the purina joke...

2010-02-23 [German Navy Seal]: u kno u enjoyed my joke =P

2010-06-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: It won't let me edit this....someone's using it atm XD

2010-06-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: nvm :D

2011-04-15 [kittykittykitty]: Haha, the "your eyes look glazed" line made me laugh :D

2011-04-15 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I said that to a cop once >>

2011-06-17 [雛労 チャン]:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'l...l be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, PRINCESS!

2011-10-13 [Stephen]: xDD

That'd made me laugh.

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