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2008-09-08 15:04:36

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Knock Knock Jokes

Submit your knock knock jokes inbetween the dividers.

[PrettyPoison]

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Inturupting cow
Inturu-
MOOOOO!!!!

[MdEL]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.

[TRiCKY DiSCO]

Knock knock!
...Who's there?
Orange.
...Orange who?
Orange juice!!

[azz1266]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Big ish
big ish who?
Not today thanks!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha

[~Neo Angel~]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
...Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!!

[skullhead]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

[Ms. JuJu]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orangn't you gonna say goodbye?

[Ms. JuJu]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't be such a baby!

[On Any Given Night]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita man so open up mister!

[On Any Given Night]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

[Predator Elder19]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
............ *no reply*
Its knock and run

[Tainted Raine]
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Samara
Samara Who?
Samara is going to kick your but if you dont stop watching her tape every week.

[Kagomeyasha]

Hokay, everyone twirl your finger in the air.
Knock, knock!
Who's There?!
Woo..
Woo-Hoo!!

[Ringbearer]
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Mayi
Yes you may.

[Yume Fuyuhoshi]
knock knock
Who's at the door?
It's the invisible man
tell him I can't see him

[Viperess]
Knock Knock
Who's there?
He
He Who?
He who laughs last laughs hardest

[oxyJ3N]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop!
I eat mop who?
Eww!! That's so disgusting!

[Stewie Griffin (Insane Clown)]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who??
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who??
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who??
Knock Knock
Who's there!!
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say Banana?

[- xX - Raychel Anne - Xx -]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's me Knock Knock!!!

knock knock
whos there
cows say
cows say who
no cows say moo XD
[Blind Sniper]

[Anvikit]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie-body home?

[Madkat]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odelai
Odelai who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

[FredTheDuck]
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Chooch
Chooch who?
I must have the wrong house... I was looking for the bus, not the train.

[Sing Me A Funeral Song]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter not tell you.

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2005-10-15 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: Iit's either that, so they don't get out enough :P (I'm just kidding folks)

2005-10-19 [sotalean]: Hehe.. I don't know why. But that Fig joke makes me smile. ^_^

2005-10-19 [On Any Given Night]: lol :D

2005-10-24 [Bridge]: funny =D

2005-12-15 [TRiCKY DiSCO]: ohmy someone deleted all the knock knock jokes :o

2006-01-04 [Mildred Hubble]: I restored the jokes.

2006-02-26 [sotalean]: Thanks hun. :p God... someone people just.. toss things up. >.<

2006-03-03 [HowlofDoom]: um caz... i don't get it... the last one......

2006-03-03 [HowlofDoom]: is it just me being stupid?

2006-03-03 [The Darkest Star.]: It's pretty lame...

2006-03-04 [HowlofDoom]: sure its not just me being stupid? i seem to do that alot...

2006-03-04 [The Darkest Star.]: Nope, lol!

2006-03-27 [sexygirl_2005]: i like them keep them comeing

2006-04-21 [Mildred Hubble]: The tags on this page are acting really weird. :s

2006-09-29 [- xX - Raychel Anne - Xx -]: My joke stupid

2006-09-30 [zoloftzantac]: I like yours better than most ;)

2006-10-31 [Blind Sniper]: i like my joke XD

2006-12-04 [- xX - Raychel Anne - Xx -]: i like urs too

2006-12-04 [- xX - Raychel Anne - Xx -]: thanks

2008-11-05 [sanjisgirl4-eva]: ok...someone help. how do i submit a joke on here? im kinda confused and this is my first time doing this. someone plz help me.

2008-11-08 [Hedda]: Just press edit and then write at the bottom of the text there in the same style as it's written between the two last <hr>-tags. You can use the preview-function on the edit-page to see how it will look like.

If you mess up, we'll help you to fix it easily.

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