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Hedda is not here Jokes Competition


[Hedda] is back! Contest is closed!

Thank you to all of the jokers! ^_^

Congratulations to [zoloftzantac], [skullhead] & [Box] for getting the most votes!


Welcome to Elfpack's [Hedda] is not here jokes competition! In this theme, Elfpack jokers will tell the best jokes that have to do with [Hedda] being away on vacation.

The top 3 jokers will win a kick in the pants from [Hedda] when he gets back! The best joker will also win an EP Contest badge!


443) Who was the best joker in the Hedda is not here Jokes Competition? (No administrator)

Number of voters: 80
a) [Chath errdegahr]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [Chath errdegahr]

b) [Ringbearer]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [Ringbearer]

c) [zoloftzantac]
Number of votes: 38 (48%) Voters: [bluefaerie], [The Darkest Star.], [oxyJ3N], [~Neo Angel~], [Jitter], [Predator Elder21], [Jino], [GOT-SKILLZ.], [Ma Vie En Rose], [Big Brother], [Wally :(], [W!ld KAT], [Bookwyrm], [Deepest_Distance], [Jen-Bunny], [Asrun], [EveningMist], [Charybdis], [wretched-reaper], [wheelsy], [Kagomeyasha], [Chellie Bear], [Mare Pacificum], [mitsuharu], [punk this, bitch], [Orouriel], [sk8tyler_91], [HowlofDoom], [ScareCrow], [†Raziel†], [PAULUS], [;;Melodrama Junkie], [Flippantly], [superego], [WYSIWYG], [anarchy], [Raiyr], [80's Metal Head]

d) [~Neo Angel~]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [ArchangelGabriel]

e) [Predator Elder21]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

f) [Kaze]
Number of votes: 3 (4%) Voters: [~*Astarte*~], [Sunrose], [Yncke]

g) [Mataza_71191]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

h) [Tony.SKANK™]
Number of votes: 2 (3%) Voters: [imdaonlyone010], [shellygriffith]

i) [Predator Elder21]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

j) [skullhead]
Number of votes: 9 (11%) Voters: [zoloftzantac], [Umino Katsuro], [Domiera], [Jez], [Fitz], [Mataza_71191], [Love like Winter.], [The Purple People's Chosen One], [Shatureel]

k) [Jez]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

l) [kyba_the_elf]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [kyba_the_elf]

m) [viking prince]
Number of votes: 2 (3%) Voters: [Amaranthine], [citizen kickass]

n) [Some Random Thursday]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

o) [Ma Vie En Rose]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [xLoveEternalx]

p) [Whim]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

q) [levs]
Number of votes: 2 (3%) Voters: [levs], [RedPhoenixVII]

r) [Blinded Seraphim]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [tha_crazy]

s) [Box]
Number of votes: 6 (8%) Voters: [Lycan Khan], [Box], [xxГøвiη_AмαziŋGټ], [Doll Maker], [Dragonrider454], [__Gone__]

t) [SilentScream]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [SilentScream]

u) [Chainer]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [Chainer]

v) [Skull Duggery]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

w) [Jino]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [Lust]

x) [jobby]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [jobby]

y) [Fitz]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [skullhead]

z) [Tayleur]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

Number of votes: 0 (0%)

B) [Amaranthine]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

C) [FireGypsy]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [Mr P.]

D) [Fitz]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

E) [Orouriel]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

F) [Ultiem]
Number of votes: 5 (6%) Voters: [hytrjuhytjhgjg], [Mom], [Ihsahn], [Niall Adam Setherton], [Ultiem]

G) [otto45]
Number of votes: 1 (1%) Voters: [otto45]


The Rules:

1. ALL SUBMITTED JOKES MUST BE THE SUBMITTER’S ORIGINAL WORK AND IDEA. This means no reproductions, no repostings, no copied works, no works randomly found on the net, and no submissions of another Elfpack member’s work.

You only have until April 19th!

3. QUESTIONS: If you have any questions about the theme, the rules or this contest you may post them in the comments on this wiki.

4. HAVE FUN!! (Or we will make jokes about you instead :p)



 Your Name:

 Your Joke:


Place your entries here:
Your Name: Chath Errdegahr

 Your Joke: Hedda apparently found out they have pill bottles that talk! You open the bottle and it tells you what the pill is and what its for...I mean come on...thats just picking on people with schitzophrenia disoder *pop opens the bottle* "psst hey you...yeah you take the pill." Then there is the Obsessive-Compulsive-Disorder, "Come on man the stoves freakin off already...ok dude...youve washed your 5 times already take the FREAKIN PILL!" Then of course dont forget Hedda favorite pill bottle..viagra "OLA!!!...someones getting lucky tonight...heheh"


Knock Knock
Who's there?
No, he is on vacation!



Q: Did you hear about the time Elftown didn't crash for a week?

A: Yeah, [Hedda] was out of town. :p

(just kidding, please don't ban me)

[~Neo Angel~]

Q: Have you seen the chief of Elfpack?

A: Sure, he [Hedda] out of here for a week!

[Predator Elder21]

Q. What did the Elfpacker say to the other elfpacker when they asked where [Hedda] went on vacation?

A. If you [Hedda] that way you might find him.


Q. Why did the [Hedda] cross the road?

A. To get away from the other site.

[Mataza_71191]*plesae dont kill/ban me*
Q.How do you keep elftown and elfpack working??
A.send [Hedda] on vacation.

Q. which way did [Hedda] go?
A. [Hedda] went that way. ok well ima [Hedda] that way im not gettin banned!!

[Predator Elder21]

Doctor doctor i think i have got a copycat bug from elfpack.

Doctor: well what did it copy.

Well when i went on vacation it went on one to, i think its name is [Hedda].

[skullhead]: [I hope it doesn’t offend anyone, it’s only a joke. (Not my personal opinion)]

[Hedda] on vacation.

Good to see donation money put to good use.

There were 3 people from Elfpack, [Sunrose], [Fanta Boi]
and [Hedda].
They were all told they have one wish that they had to share between them, they all said "O.K that's fine with us because we work together as a team!"
They got together in a little huddle and started discussing what wish they were going to use. [Sunrose] said "Let's wish that I could rule the whole empire!!! mwahahaha"
[Fanta Boi] said "I'm firsty!!"
[Hedda] then said "Let's all go on vacation"
They all decided to go on holiday, to..........Blackpool!!!
When they got there they went on the ghost ride and [Hedda] met some random scouser who started on him. [Hedda] being the gangster he is, [Hedda]'d this scouser in the [Hedda]. Five hours later the police turn up. [Hedda] gets arrested, [Sunrose] marry's the scouser and [Fanta Boi]....wait what happened to him?!?!?!

[Hedda] got locked up for 1 year, during that time Elfpack became a multi-billion company which is owned by the one, the only, [Jez]!!!!

person1:WHere is Hedda?In Elftown.
person2:Oh so he's not around in Elfpack?
p1:I think so...
p2:So i wanna tell you a secret...I'm not a virgin!!!
p1:Oh god...Not even the girl in "Like a virgin" was, but...
p2:Nope i think she is virgin but simply express how she feel when she is with her bf.
p1:Have u a proof about this?

[viking prince]
Why did [Hedda] take a vacation? Because he'd [Hedda]nough!

[Some Random Thursday]
why did [Hedda] go on vacation? Because he'd decided hed given out enough [Hedda]!

[Ma Vie En Rose]
Knock Knock
Who's there
I don't know but it's NOT [Hedda]!

Why do [Hedda] and Tom from love to go to the Neverland Ranch on vacations?

Because Michael Jackson has the best kiddie rides.
(Because Elftown, Elfpack, and Myspace have all been accused of harboring pedophiles.......psh, noobs...)

[zoloftzantac] - I blame [Whim] for [Hedda] being gone ... oops, sorry, wrong wiki ...

(see Let's Blame Whim)

When [Hedda] returned form the vaccation he was shocked to see that every one in the pack were growing beards and worshiping a gold statue of Chuck Norris, when he asked Chuck Norris what was going on Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and made him change the name of the website to

[Blinded Seraphim]
Hmm, elfpack sure has been running smoothly, did hedda clean up the place?
No, he is on vacation
Oh! that expalins it then...
(please dont ban me for this)

Whats the differnce between [Hedda] and a light bulb?
Were actually happy when [Hedda] Go's out!

[SilentScream](please don't kill me)
So [Hedda]'s on vacation and he's going to the Swiss Alps. Who should he meet there, but CHUCK NORRIS! So [Hedda] goes up to Chuck and politely asks,"What are you doing here?" Chuck Norris gives [Hedda] a roundhouse kick to the head. No one questions Chuck Norris. Then Chuck Leans over [Hedda] and asks,"What are YOU doing here?" [Hedda] sits up and says,"I'm on Vacation." Then Chuck helps him up saying,"Oh I'm soo sorry. I never roundhouse kick people on vacation. So hows it going?" [Hedda] Shrugs. "So far, It's the best Vacation I've ever had! Usually I get roundhouse-kicked TWICE before people realise i'm on vacation."


Why did [Hedda] go on vacation? To get over his Elfpack addiction, obviously.


[To Whom It May Concern][Hedda], [da][ELFPACK][God], [Done][GONE AWAY].


[i dont know], [why][not][??????]


[IT][mustafa][bean][for][the sex]!

[Skull Duggery]

So who is doing all the Hedda jobs at the moment?

"Hey! [Hedda]'s not here! Let's tell jokes about him!"

((SOMEONE said, thus creating the comedy-happening of the century.))

[jobby] To many [Hedda]'s spoil the broth

[Hedda] is not here.
He had to save lost messages again on ElfDown...uhm...Town.

 Your Name: [Tayleur]

 Your Joke: Since [Hedda] is on vacation, the rest of us can relax.

i got asked the other day why [Hedda] only uses 15 000 words a day compared to the usual 30 000 every one else uses; so i replied; i said its because we have to repeat every thing we say to him. so the next day i went up to [Hedda] and said this to him and he replied to me 'what'


Q: Why is elftown/elfpack always crashing?

A: Because [Hedda] is crazy in the "Head-a"

(eep! Don't ban me! Sorry! ^_^)


Welcome to [Hedda] Air Lines. We crash so fast you won’t know what hit ya!

Why is [Hedda] on vacation you ask? He is really trying to get Elftown out of the junkyard due to excessive accidents.

Me: [Hedda] isnt on vacation.
Random person: Yes he is! Its great!
Me: No he isnt, hes right there!!!!
Random person: Gaasp! *turns around*

[Hedda] is not here, he's out making his other communities crash again...

Your Name: [Orouriel]
Your Joke: Since [Hedda]'s on vacation, we can have a Hedda is not here Jokes Competition

Your Name: [Orouriel]
Your Joke: The fact that [Hedda]'s on vacation finally gives us the chance to make something crash

What is [Hedda] doing for his vacation? Dunno he's probably crashing.

Your Joke: What did Hedda ask the conducter of the bus which was in a flooded bus lane?
Excuse me does this bus go to WATERLOO ?


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2006-04-28 [FireGypsy]: yay i have one vote! i feel spedcial =)

2006-04-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: would i get in trouble for voting for myself?

2006-04-28 [zoloftzantac]: when aren't you in trouble ;)

2006-04-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: umm...well there was that one time, wait, no...i still got caught...

2006-04-29 [levs]: if you didn't think your joke was the best then why bother putting it up?

2006-04-29 [Box]: ...For fun...DUH!

2006-04-29 [Blinded Seraphim]: basically :)

2006-04-29 [Box]: yep

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]:

Polls are closed - thanks to every one who entered and voted.

2006-05-02 [Box]: ^^

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: lets see, i got...1 vote...fudge

2006-05-02 [skullhead]: yea and your lucky you got that one vote.

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: -_-

2006-05-02 [skullhead]: Come on be honest you didn’t put any effort in to it 

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: true, i did more for fun that anything else :P

2006-05-02 [skullhead]: There you go that wasn’t so bad, it was a good comment you know and it took guts to say that about the boss. and you got to have some fun.

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: im just glad i didnt get banned XD

2006-05-02 [skullhead]: aren’t we all :P

2006-05-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: yup, pretty much

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: hahaha, yep, [Hedda] is a good sport ^_^

2006-05-02 [Box]: yah

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