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Eurovision Song Contest 2007


This is a page about the Eurovision Song Contest. Its offical home-page is www.eurovision.tv and this page is for Elfpackers to babble about it.

Eh, what is it?


OK, so you're not from Europe, Israel or something like that? Well, the Eurovision is like a combination of the Oscar's Awards, a little singing and the Napoleon wars. Get the idea? The important thing is winning, but it's also important who is losing. Last year Finland with Lordi won (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVFw1cI2XjU points: www.linkmeet.com/_lordi) and Hell froze over which is now affecting our climate, so this is serious stuff!

 ESC WTF! - top 5 most "WTF!"-songs from this year.
 Eurovision Song Contest History - Previous winners

ESC final score 2007 Votes: <URI:_ESCfinal-votes2007>


The songs


Here is a list of the different countries. If you want to download all the songs, download the bittorrent file: <URI:stuff/VA_Eurovision_Song_Contest_2007.torrent>. You need a bittorrent client for that, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitTorrent

Ready for final: (These are the 10 best countries from last year plus UK, Spain, Germany and France who are always in the final despite what kind of crap they sent last year). The final is on Saturday the 2007-05-12. More on ESC Final Starting order.


ESC Armenia You'll forget this boring ballad.
ESC Bosnia & Herzegovina A not so strong ballad as they usually send.
ESC Finland A wonderful Finish girl in a heavy song, but she's whining about "Leave me alone!".
ESC France France is for the first time in history playing a joke about themselves in a fast song.
ESC Germany Swing music... Very well done actually, but don't you just hate swing?
ESC Greece Nice dancing and very Greek disco, but the guy is just cutish. 
ESC Ireland Another Irish ballad. Not their best.
ESC Lithuania Extremely cute girl with guitar with an extremely boring song.
ESC Romania Let's sing in as many languages as possible... But they forgot mine! Catchy melody.
ESC Russia Hard assed Russian girls! Too tasteful though, but the song has a real punch.
ESC Spain Slimy boy band.
ESC Sweden Half naked cute guy. Can't fail! Just call him Frank! Just a sweet... It's a happy song about anguish with a defined beat, but without strong refrain. 
ESC Ukraine (Singen auf Deutsch gets votes?!?) Totally crazy drag-disco maniacs running wild. If you don't dance to this, you either are dead or have a musical education. 
ESC United Kingdom Post-meta-English jokes turned pathetic, but not as bad as last year.

And the 10 ones who won the semi-final:
ESC Belarus A magic track. A good looking man singing about magic love and actually has a magical music behind it.
ESC Bulgaria Etno techno rave. Screaming girl with wings in a hysterical speed.
ESC FYR Macedonia Yugoslavian pop-rock.
ESC Georgia A girl on drugs is trying to tell a story... You need to use the right hippie drugs to love it.
ESC Hungary Rzsa singing blues

ESC Latvia They can't sing opera nor pronounce Italian.
ESC Moldova Heavy Alice in Chains stuff sung by tough girl. A little slow unfortunately.
ESC Serbia Strong song.
ESC Slovenia Not Phantom of the Opera, but close. Tasteless - In a bad or a good way?
ESC Turkey An MTV-ad. Guy doing half-melodic disco really well.




Have to go through the semifinals: (10 of these countries will go to the final). The semifinal is on Thursday the 2007-05-10. More on ESC Semi-final Starting order.

Top 13 semifinal songs video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_S6KwMGlaM

ESC Albania Awful ballad.
ESC Andorra Energetic English guitar pop. Really fun to have here, but it's just not good enough. 
ESC Austria A noisy track that grows with time. Heavy.
ESC Belarus A magic track. A good looking man singing about magic love and actually has a magical music behind it.
ESC Belgium Smile and smile and have an old fashion band...
ESC Bulgaria Etno techno rave. Screaming girl with wings in a hysterical speed.
ESC Croatia Old man singing a love song for the funeral.
ESC Cyprus A hard tough disco song. You'll remember the refrain even if you don't speak French.
ESC Czech Republic Some heavy stuff. Big guy doing Enter Sandman in Czech.
ESC Denmark Boring drag-queen.
ESC Estonia A partner in crime. If she had less clothes, it would be a 100% James Bond hit.
ESC FYR Macedonia Yugoslavian pop-rock.
ESC Georgia A girl on drugs is trying to tell a story... You need to use the right hippie drugs to love it. 
ESC Hungary Rzsa singing blues
ESC Iceland Scorpion sounding metal ballad.
ESC Israel Indescribable... Rap metal from India with a lto of else?!? No idea...
ESC Latvia They can't sing opera nor pronounce Italian.
ESC Malta Eurovision songs used to sound like that.
ESC Moldova Heavy Alice in Chains stuff sung by tough girl. A little slow unfortunately.
ESC Montenegro Nice rock song in a strange language, but a little slow now and then. 
ESC the Netherlands We've heard it before pop.
ESC Norway Latino pop that we've heard before. Quite nice though.
ESC Poland Yepp, a B-rapper this year too! Polish girl rap that most people will not get.
ESC Portugal Latino crap that is heard before, but worse.
ESC Serbia Strong song.
ESC Slovenia Not Phantom of the Opera, but close. Tasteless - In a bad or a good way?
ESC Switzerland Disco dancing vampires... Go figure!
ESC Turkey An MTV-ad. Guy doing half-melodic disco really well.

In case you wonder: No, Italy, Slovakia and some other countries are not or have never been a part of the Eurovision.

Be nice... - NOT!


Be fair, but please don't spare us the insults towards the crappy artists! This is a good place to be disrespectful artists, entire cultures and let the competition devil take over you. This contest is made to keep that out of the rest of the society...

Something about the ESC Voting

And ESC Hedda's Predictions 2007 (Guesses will be changed)

The important ESC penis score 2007! All songs rated by the penis.

Cast your vote here: ESC Elfpack semi final voting

Or here: ESC Elfpack voting

Some history: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA7070JazjA (The end is really funny, at least if you're Swedish or Finnish)



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