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Featured Quote 1

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if you don't like them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Unknown

Submitted by: [Amaranthine]


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"A smile is infectious; Stupidity is viral."
[Nekko fox]

"If at first you don't succeed, pull the trigger twice."
[Nekko fox]

"You there, slave! What's your name? You know what, nevermind, you'll be dead soon enough anyway."
[Nekko fox]

"Their lives are in the way: Remove them."
[Nekko fox]

"Heavily medicated for your safety."
Some t-shirt seen by [Nekko fox]

"The middle finger is not a ninja handsign."
[Nekko fox]

"The Wisdom's in the trees not the glass windows."
[Nekko fox]

"Party without limits, have sex and don't be blue."
Move your Dead Bones by Dr. Re-Animator [Nekko fox]

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow."
[Nekko fox]

"When life gives you lemons add triple sec, some salt, and have yourself a margarita!"
[Nekko fox]

"Religion is the virus of ignorance"
[Nekko fox]

"The following statement is true;
The above statement is false."
[Nekko fox]

"49.863 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
[Nekko fox]

"If the world didn't suck we would all fall off."
[Nekko fox]




"Love isn't love if you didn't hurt someone"
--Atmosphere (from the song "Little Man")
[The Centaur]

"And she loved me more than I could imagine
So I waited till she slept then I stepped into traffic"
--Atmosphere (from the song "Angelface")
[The Centaur]

"I been taught and I been played, it's all the same
And that's why they call it a game and me a loser"
--Jamie Madrox (from the song "Fantasy" by Twiztid)
[The Centaur]

"The future ain't what it used to be"
--George Carlin
[The Centaur]

"Griddle cakes, pancakes, flapjacks, hotcakes; Why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?"
--George Carlin
[The Centaur]

"My main operating principle: Don't take any shit from the zeitgeist."
--George Carlin
[The Centaur]

"The Mayfly lives only one day. And some days, it rains."
--George Carlin
[The Centaur]




"Falling down again Bella?"
--Edward Cullen, Stephanie Meyers Series
[Leaving Forever]

"You're not going to let this go are you?"
"No."
"Well, in that case...I hope you enjoy disappointment."
--Edward and Isabella, Stephanie Meyers Series
[Leaving Forever]




I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
[kittykittykitty]

Make it idiot-proof and somebody will make a better idiot.
[kittykittykitty]

Hatred an only be overcome by love.
-Ghandi
[kittykittykitty]

God is dead and man has killed him.
-Nietzsche
[kittykittykitty]




"A journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step"
-Lao Tzu
[Blinded Seraphim]

"As I sit in my room and stare into the stars I wonder to myself...where did my ceiling go?"
-Self Quote
[Blinded Seraphim]

"There never seems to be enough time to do a job right the first time but there always seems to be enough for me to do it the second time"
-My dad
[Blinded Seraphim]

"The cut of feelings hurt and words said can penetrate deeper than any blade forged by the hand of man."
-Self Quote
[Blinded Seraphim]




"When the shooting starts, just keep moving forward."
-Robert Duvall, Open Range
[Chainer]

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness."
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribbean: At World's End
[Chainer]




"Listen you big whiner, the last thing I need to hear is more of your complaints, 'kay?"
[MadHatress]




"Those that dare to fly, shall be given wings."
[nevan]

"I’m not an alcoholic! The alcohol attacked me, so I had to drink it in self defence."
[nevan]




"Wit without measure, is man's greatest treasure."
-J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Series
[O___O]




"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."
- Random icon
[-------]

"Those who shoot for the moon land among the stars."
- Unknown
[-------]

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not."
-Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
[-------]

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."
-Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
[-------]

"When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes."
- It's Happy Bunny
[-------]

"Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot AGAIN."
-Written on a friend's bedroom door
[-------]




"Now he's a villain AND a genius, just like Dr. Phil!"
-Cosmo from the "Fairly Oddparents"
[Zaebos]

"Do you need a model, 'cause it would really help? Then again, you'd probably just pounce him..."
-Majin during a drawing lesson
[Zaebos]

"The gates of Hell are open, night and day,
Smooth the descent, and easy is the way"
-Vergil "The Aeneid"
[Zaebos]

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am still unsure about the former."
-Albert Einstien
[Zaebos]

"You remember all we were told about the torture-chambers, the fire and brimstone, the 'burning marl'. Old wives' tales! There's no need for red-hot pokers. Hell is other people!"
-Jean-Paul Sartre
[Zaebos]




"Hey if they see you dancing like that, maybe they'd put you on the Corney Collins show! Sorry darlin', hope I didn't...dent your due!"
-Hairspray
[MarieFair]

"Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."
-The Crow And Edgar Allen Poe. The Raven
[MarieFair]




"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it."
[relcom]

"Humankind can not gain anything with out giving something in return. In order to obtain, something of equal value must be lost."
-Full Metal Alchemist
[relcom]




"If normal is a state accepted by all,, and it accepted by all that you are weird, then you are in fact normal"
[THEHOBBITEDONE]




"Music is my passion, depression is my life"
[Hereby Deleted]

"Life is just like death, but more painful"
[Hereby Deleted]

"A book can take you away to a land of dream, A TV takes you to a land of harsh reality"
[Hereby Deleted]

"Poetry is art in motion"
-Unknown
[Hereby Deleted]




"Unfortunately, we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing."
-Hodge Starkweather, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare.
[making love to a corpse.]

"Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234."
-Jace Wayland, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare
[making love to a corpse.]

"Unless someday, somebody trust somebody, there'll be nothing left on Earth...excepting fishes!"
-The King of Siam, "A Puzzlement" from The King and I
[making love to a corpse.]

"They say pity's a bitter thing, but it's better than hate."
-Magnus Bane, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare
[making love to a corpse.]




"The NRA Says that guns don't kill people, people do, but I think the gun helps. If you just stand there and yell BANG! I don't think thats going to kill to many people..."
-Eddie Izzard (British Stand up Comedian)
[Sandman666]

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain."
-Jack Sparrow P.O.T.C. At Worlds End
[Sandman666]

"In the real world
as in dreams,
Nothing is quite
what it seems."
-The Book of Counted Sorrows
[Sandman666]




"Are cheerios donut seeds?"
[Raiyr]

"I have a belly bean in my jelly button!..."
[Raiyr]




"For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, Who art as black as hell, as dark as night."
-William Shakespeare
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Violence is NOT the answer... it's the solution!"
-Self Quote
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Why are you taking your shoes off?" 'I run better without shoes' "You can't outrun a bear!" 'I don't have to outrun the bear I only have outrun you.'
-Without A Paddle
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Drop acid, not bombs!"
-Some hippie person
[Steph-O-Melon]

"DAD! I burnt the hell out of my hand!"
'How'd you do that?'
"I grabbed the stove..."
-Me (sadly yes lol)
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Am I a clone?"
'Are you? -hides-'
"How do I tell? o-0"
'...<<...>>... Do you have split ends?'
- me and [Bookwyrm]
[Steph-O-Melon]

"If laughter is the best medicine, is crying the worst drug?"
-Self Quote
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Listening to the prisoned cricket, Shake its terrible dissembling music in the granite hill."
-Louise Bogan
[Steph-O-Melon]

"My prayer is simple. My dear one, My dear one, May you never need understand.
My prayer is for peacetime. My child, My child, Live it well, and this life can be grand."
-Danica Sharde, Hawksong by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Charyou Tree, come, reap, death for you."
-Stephen King, Wizard and Glass
[Steph-O-Melon]

"It was probably the Nargles"
-Luna Lovegood, HP and the Order of the Phoenix
[Steph-O-Melon]




"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage."
-Lao Tzu
[Euphoria Factor]

"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."
-Mark Twain
[Euphoria Factor]

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
-Maya Angelou
[Euphoria Factor]




From the movie Gattaca.
Jerome (who is paralysed) says to Vincent (who just got his legs extended to assume Jerome's identity) Want to dance?
[Rowan]




"I Like Shiny Stuff."
-Self Quote
[Delirious_Angel]

"I'm not insane, you guys are just jealous. . .jealous of my awesomenessityness."
-ME
[Delirious_Angel]




"Never take life too serious, you'll never get out alive."   -Ryan Renolds, National Lampoon's Van Wilder
[Far from grace]

"giggity giggity giggity goo!"
Quagmire, Family Guy
[Far from grace]




"Ashes to ashes, bones to paste, you wither away to your resting place."
-A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"Hear the loud alarum bells--//Brazen bells!//What a tale of terror now their turbulency tells!"
-Edgar Allan Poe, The Bells Pt. III (ln. 1-3)
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"I don't look at the brighter side of life for a reason--it hurts my eyes."
-Self Quote
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"What's 'taters,' Precious? What's 'taters,' eh?"
-Smeagol, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
[Eyes of the Reaper]




"Is cluedo that big?" *points to oversized show boxes on roof* [Papa Don't Preach]

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
[Papa Don't Preach]

"Dont'y like that KFC, they sell birds."
[Papa Don't Preach]




"I know violence isn't the answer ... I chose to get it wrong"
-Random t-shirt on a site
[;;Melodrama Junkie]

"You're just jealous the little voices are talking to me"
-Yet another shirt
[;;Melodrama Junkie]
^^




"It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on"
-unknown
[Mommie 2 Be♥]




"Wise man chose death before war, wiser man chose not to be born"
-Angelus from the Drakengard ps2 videogame
[Ashura]




"You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."
-Willem Dafoe-The Boondock Saints
[Sonya Blue]




"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe
[Box]

"Fifty years ago there was a woman who left an enormous sum of money to her pet weasel"
-Violet Baudelaire, A Series of Unfortunate Events
[Box]




"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today"
-James Dean
[FuckEp]




"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward."
-Jack Handy
[relieved]




"There is no such thing as the nightmare before Christmas, because I'm everything in your damn nightmares.
-Self Quote
[Fallen Child Athena]

"I want to be a vampiric butterfly!"
-My friend, Todo
[Fallen Child Athena]




"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if you don't like them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
-Unknown
[Amaranthine]




"When you can't run anymore, you crawl…and when you can't do that...you find someone to carry you."
-Firefly, 'The Message'
[here]

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to Love and be Loved in return."
-David Bowie Moulin Rouge
[here]

"Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music."
"Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?"
-Daniel and Jack, Hathor, Stargate SG1
[here]

"You want pain? Try wearing a corset!"
-Elizabeth, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
[here]




"Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night..."
-My uncle Gary
[Mare Pacificum]

"I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake."
-The Last Unicorn
[Mare Pacificum]

"All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allan Poe
[Mare Pacificum]




"I looked down to see if I had forgotten anything important, like shoes, or pants."
-Bella Swan, Twilight
[Funny Bunny]

"Look after my heart--I've left it with you."
-Edward Cullen, Eclipse
[Funny Bunny]




"Ihsahn: what if that career fails?
Pαskεtti;♥: then, I'll be a bum living in cardboard box on wilson way."
[hytrjuhytjhgjg]




"We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle
[Agent Fluffy]

"To be Famous is to be misunderstood."
-Henery David Thoreau
[Agent Fluffy]

"Tear open my chest and rip out my heart so I can watch you tear it apart."
-Deanna Ware
[Agent Fluffy]




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Voting:

806) Which quote will be our winner? (No administrator)

Number of voters: 48
a) "If at first you don't succeed, pull the trigger twice." -Sourcer: [Nekko fox]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

b) "Griddle cakes, pancakes, flapjacks, hotcakes; Why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?" -George Carlin, Sourcer: [The Centaur]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

c) "Make it idiot-proof and somebody will make a better idiot." -Sourcer: [kittykittykitty]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

d) "As I sit in my room and stare into the stars I wonder to myself...where did my ceiling go?" -Self Quote, Sourcer: [Blinded Seraphim]
Number of votes: 3 (6%)

e) "Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribbean: At World's End, Sourcer: [Chainer]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

f) "I’m not an alcoholic! The alcohol attacked me, so I had to drink it in self defence." -Sourcer: [nevan]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

g) "Wit without measure, is man's greatest treasure." -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter Series, Sourcer: [O___O]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

h) "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -Kurt Cobain of Nirvana, Sourcer: [-------]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

i) "Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am still unsure about the former." -Albert Einstien, Sourcer: [Zaebos]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

j) "Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door." -The Crow And Edgar Allen Poe. The Raven, Sourcer: [MarieFair]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

k) "A book can take you away to a land of dream, A TV takes you to a land of harsh reality" -Sourcer: [Hereby Deleted]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

l) "Unfortunately, we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing." -Hodge Starkweather, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, Sourcer: [making love to a corpse.]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

m) "Nobody move! I dropped me brain." -Jack Sparrow P.O.T.C. At Worlds End, Sourcer: [Sandman666]
Number of votes: 4 (8%)

n) "Are cheerios donut seeds?" -Sourcer: [Raiyr]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

o) "Am I a clone?" 'Are you? -hides-' "How do I tell? o-0" '...<<...>>... Do you have split ends?' -me and [Bookwyrm], Sourcer: [Steph-O-Melon]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

p) "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." -Mark Twain, Sourcer: [Euphoria Factor]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

q) "I'm not insane, you guys are just jealous. . .jealous of my awesomenessityness." -ME, Sourcer: [Delirious_Angel]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

r) "I don't look at the brighter side of life for a reason--it hurts my eyes." -Self Quote, Sourcer: [Eyes of the Reaper]
Number of votes: 4 (8%)

s) "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you" -Sourcer: [Papa Don't Preach]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

t) "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on" -Unkown, Sourcer: [Mommie 2 Be♥]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

u) "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea." -Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, Sourcer: [Box]
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

v) "Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if you don't like them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Unknown, Sourcer: [Amaranthine]
Number of votes: 9 (19%)

w) "Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night..." -My uncle Gary, Sourcer: [Mare Pacificum]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

x) "Look after my heart--I've left it with you." -Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Sourcer: [Funny Bunny]
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

y) "Ihsahn: what if that career fails? Pαskεtti;♥: then, I'll be a bum living in cardboard box on wilson way." -Sourcer: [hytrjuhytjhgjg]
Number of votes: 7 (15%)


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2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: The problem with kids these days? Oh please, don't get me started. XD The last thing we need is a political/religious war on this wiki. XD

-cheers- THAT'S the spirit! ^_^

2007-08-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: I dont really care if i win...im just glad that somebody voted for me...would it be tacky to vote for myself?

2007-08-13 [Kaos101]: lol Aye. This is not the place for that. Let us forget the inappropriate and down heartening plunders of malevolent squawls, but push forward, and embrace the warming sensation of a class A competition.....which I might add, I already voted.

2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: No, it wouldn't be tacky to vote for yourself. ^_^ No one will know in this contest anyway. XD In the next round, people's names will be listed after the quote they voted on. I didn't want to do it that way to prevent people from harassing their friends or people they know if they didn't vote for them...but we also need a way to check for cheaters. ^_~ But it's perfectly acceptable to vote for yourself.

2007-08-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: Okay, thank you

2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: You're welcome. ^_^

2007-08-13 [mfdspanky]: i don't know who i should vote for...but i do accept bribes

2007-08-13 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: *cough your fiancee cough* xD

2007-08-13 [mfdspanky]: i dunno...its good. but is it vote worthy?

2007-08-13 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: You're getting the couch tonight, hahaha.

2007-08-13 [hytrjuhytjhgjg]: I blame cathy. :D

2007-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: Don't vote for a who! Vote for the quote! ^_^

2007-08-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: Oooo, catchy VOTE FOR THE QUOTE! VOTE FOR THE QUOTE!

2007-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: XD I didn't even think of that. XD

2007-08-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: Good thing i caught it then! XP

2007-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: Voting ends Friday (8/17/2007), so make sure you get all your votes in quick!

2007-08-16 [Fire Fox of Nine Tails]: When does the next contest start? I have a good quote I wanna submit.

2007-08-16 [Bookwyrm]: After the voting ends. It'll either be right after the winner is announced, or the next day. :P Keep the Quotes from Elfpackers page on watch so you'll be notified when the page changes. ^_^

2007-08-16 [Hereby Deleted]: good luck everyone

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: Voting has closed!!

2007-08-18 [Bookwyrm]: Congratulations to [Amaranthine], our very first of the magnificent Quoters! Everyone who has this page on watch, please remove it from your watch list and put Elfpacker Quotes 2 on watch, as it is our current page. A new round has begun, and good luck to all who submit!

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