Hi,as you can probably tell,I'm Jeanette.My nicknames are Twitch(drank too much Red Bull one day),and Dory(like on finding Nemo,I forget shit all the time!).But I don't really care what you call me as long as it's not rude.I don't respond to people I don't like,if you piss me off enough I will block you.I also don't cyber or date people on here.I'm usually a cool person(just don't get on my bad side,lol)who takes pride in being weird,hate people who lie,who are two-faced,and people who always think they are better than everyone else.However there is a good side,I love the outdoors(although I'm pale as a bitch because I burn way easy,it sucks),love biking,all sorts of skating,swimming,reading,writting,and my fav,hanging out with my friends.I love a lot of things,but anyways if you want to take the chance and e-mail me,you know what to do...

I have bad spelling sometimes,sorry!

My myspace:black roses
My elftown:black roses*
My yahoo: blackroses.jeanette@gmail.com

Oh yeah,I'm blond,blue eyed,short,and proud damnit!
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Quiz time!

1}Grade:12
2}Smoke:...
3}Like to:hang out w/friends
4}Relationship:Don
5}Piercing(s):ears
6}Tattoo:noperz,but I'm hoping to get one soon,vines on my ankles and hatchet man on my neck
7}Fav movie:the craft
8}Fav show:supernatural
9}Fav writter:jk rowling
10}Fav colors:black,& blue
11}Fav song:...don't know,too many
12}Lucky number:3&multiples of 3
13}Inside/outside:both
14}What I do on weekeneds:hang w/friends,skate at the rink
15}Sirious/funny:both
16}Alone/relationship:relationship
17}Simple/complicated:complicated
18}Light/dark:both,inbetween,sunset,sunrise,whatever!
19}Happy/sad:inbetween
20}Life/death:life
21}Left/right:I don't know,both
22}Believe in reincarnation:yeah
23}Believe in aliens:yeah,are we really alone?
24}True lov really exist:yeah
25}Thing's can't stand:liers,two-faced bitchs,and people who think they are better than everyone else
26}Animal would like to reincarnate:saber tooth tiger,I like my kittys!Their so cute!awww!
27}Pets:Dog,and cat,cat likes to tick me off,little fucker,i still lov u tho!pets her...
28}Fav animal:Cat,you can tell
29}Bands i like:a lot
***ICP-ABK-Dark Lotus-Blaze-Boondox-Twizid-Jumpstedy-Zug Island***
Creed
Green Day
Fuel
Disturbed
White zombie
Rob zombie
Avenged sevenfold
Korn
Three days grace
Pink
Nickleback
3 doors down
Velvet Revolver
System of a down
...Many more...
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***10 Fun Things to do in an Elevator***

1. Scratch your butt, state that you have a wedgie and offer hand shakes
2. Say in a satanic voice "I need a new human host" Then stare at the person next to you.
3. Press all the buttons and scream every time the elevator moves.
4. Go into a corner and shout "Why won't they stop talking to me"
5. Start complaining out loud on how much you need to crap.
6. Don't let any one in unless they have a dohnut.
7. Randomly meow
8. Talk to some random person and pretend you remember them from collage.
9. As soon as the elevator doors close say
"Finally! I've been waiting to piss for ever!"
10. Get into a fight with an invisble man.

FUN FUN FUN! =]
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***10 Commandments of a Teenager***

1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
2--thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)
3--thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4--thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5--thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6--thou shall not get in fights.(just start them)
7--thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8--thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9--thou shall not think about having sex. (as Jazzy says just do it)
10--thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

[In the paper the next day]

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

*if u love someone this much,repost this*
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***Good quotes***

-Remember:nothing is illegal as long as you don't get caught
-If you confront your fears you grow as a person
-Along with power comes responsibility
-I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not

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~`*WhEn SoMeOnE tRiEs To MaKe YoU MaD,~`*
*`~iF yOu GiVe In YoU'V mAdE tHeM gLaDe,*`~
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 * Y.o.U
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    * N.o.T
     * W.h.A.t
      * O.t.H.e.R.s
       * W.a.N.n.A
        * S.e.E

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I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic/anorexic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must love math.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably cant drive.
I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I dress punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceited.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I smell, so I must be a hobo.
I'm a prep so i must be a rich bitch.

***So, my point is: don't stereotype here. It's bad.***
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***The girl who’s looking for true love***

-She is herself no matter what
-She is nice to everyone no matter who they are
-She dresses cute not skanky
-She wants to be called beautiful not hot
-She will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday present for you
-She got her heart broken because he chose the whore instead
-She would die to have a decent boyfriend
-She wont settle for the jerk
-She won’t settle for the liar
-She won’t get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend
-She kisses him with meaning
-She would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold
-She wastes her day waiting by the phone
-She just wants to hold hands
-She just wishes he cared
-She just wants him to call
-She just wants to cuddle
-She just wants to sleep (no sex) with him
-She laughs at stupid stuff when she actually does think it is funny
-She thought maybe this could be the one
-She is scared to put her heart out there again because she has been hurt so many times
-She is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way